Thursday June 13th, 2013 12:39

Today in London: Wednesday 19 June 2013

Peaches

So, as you may have realised already, yesterday was Tuesday, tomorrow is Thursday, and so today is a Wednesday. Applying that same rationale, I think, the TW London Team has assembled a mid-week feast of  cultural delicacies to tease even the most hard-to-please arts palate…

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

Peaches, Queen Elizabeth Hall, 19 Jun (pictured)
Making a special PA at this year’s Meltdown festival, at the invitation of its MD-for-2013 Yoko Ono, high-priestess-of-XXX-weird Peaches drills into her very greatest hits – not least ‘Fuck The Pain Away’, ‘Stick It To The Pimp’ and ‘Shake Yer Dix’. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S THEATRE CHOICES

Fences, Duchess Theatre, 19 Jun
In his first big ‘acting’ gig since that critics-pleasing stint as Othello, Lenny Henry takes to the stage as Troy Maxson, a failed ex-athlete frustrated with his family, in August Wilson’s Pullitzer Prize-winning great American drama. Details and tickets here.

Internal Terrains, Bussey Building, 19-20 Jun
The Ovalhouse reestablishes itself ‘Elsewhere’ – elsewhere being Peckham – in this, a site specific set-piece by artist Natasha Davis, who developed its narrative with the young migrants of the theatre’s We Are London youth group. A mix of film and installation; crows, cages and electric shocks; ‘Internal Terrains’ maps the cracks, dents and frailties of an identity in exile, in search of what’s at stake as one moves from one place to another. Details and tickets here.

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Sunday June 9th, 2013 17:57

Today in London: Saturday 15 June 2013

Aziz Ansari

Granted, we’d all secretly quite like to pass most of this pleasant Saturday sunbathing and lazing, but there’s still space in the timetable for a little ‘artistic enlightenment’, the path leading to which is via these easy steps…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Aziz Ansari – Buried Alive, Hammersmith Apollo, 15 Jun (pictured)
Actor, comic and sardonic pal to rapstars Kanye West and Jay-Z, Aziz Ansari’s agenda tonight isn’t at all recreational, or based in a park. Sharp, cool, and nobody’s fool, Ansari is always pro, and will be showing that tonight via his first British gig in five years. Details and tickets .

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

Festifeel, Islington Metal Works, 15 Jun
This year’s Festifeel MD Fearne Cotton has chosen Maverick Sabre, Tribes, Gabrielle Aplin, Mista Jam, VV Brown, Goldierocks, Abandoman, Chloë Howl and ‘X-Factor’ alum Kye Sones as the acts she wants to watch, and all as a favour to the one charity most close to her heart/bosom, breast cancer combattants CoppaFeel! Details and tickets here.

Maria Minerva, Peckham Palais, 15 Jun
Estonian alt-pop starlets are fairly rare, as, by proxy, is tonight’s sighting of Estonian alt-pop starlet Maria Minerva. She’ll be gracing Peckham’s famed Palais this eve, primarily to play her dazed, narcotic line in lo-fi hypno-pop to anyone who’ll listen. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S THEATRE CHOICES

Tutto Bene, Mamma?, The Print Room, 15 Jun – 6 Jul
What sets April de Angelis’s translation of this “immersive” play by Italian writer Gloria Mina, as is based on the real life tale of a mother and her young son, is that it’s staged with the lights off. Like, in total pitch blackness. Details and tickets here.

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Saturday June 8th, 2013 12:57

Today in London: Friday 14 June 2013

Yoko Ono

Since Yoko Ono’s arts-and-activism extravaganza, Meltdown, is all live and aflame today down at Southbank, we at TW London have played to that via this lava-like shortlist of London’s most searing-hot cultural spots…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Popcorn Comedy presents… Tim Key/Kevin Eldon/Mae Martin, Hackney Picturehouse, 14 Jun
A crisp, bite-sized, and – for tonight only – ‘Flight’-themed kernel of sweet, locally-obtained cinema mixed in with salty live laughs via tonight’s comic attendants, ‘It’s Kevin!’ character Kevin Eldon, po-faced poet Tim Key and avid Twitterer Mae Martin. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FESTIVAL CHOICES

Yoko Ono’s Meltdown, Southbank Centre, 14-23 Jun (pictured)
Yoko Ono marks LDN’s alternative arts-athon’s 20th anniversary year by ‘curating’ a June bloom of artistic fare feat musicians – Iggy & The Stooges, Siouxsie Sioux, Patti Smith, Boy George, Kim Gordon,  Thurston Moore, Peaches, Savages and Deerhoof – artists, filmmakers and activists. Oh, and Ono’s DIY finale is a recital of hers and John Lennon’s last LP, ‘Double Fantasy’. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S OPERA CHOICES

The Importance Of Being Earnest, Linbury Studio Theatre, 14-22 Jun
The Royal Opera’s 400-capacity Linbury space is made the ‘intimate’ tableau to Gerald Barry’s imagining of Oscar Wilde’s fast-witted comic particular. Distinguishable by its many quirks – for instance, the amplification of Gwendolen and Cecily’s infamous clash via megaphones, in time to the smashing of 40 china plates – it’s ‘avant garde’ theatre to say the least. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S THEATRE CHOICES

After The Rainfall, Artsdepot, 14-15 Jun
A “intelligent, believable and engaging” addition (said ThreeWeeks at the time) to last year’s Fringe programme, Curious Directive’s ambitious, multi-stranded play is no easy watch, straddling four – that’s four – narratives on the time’s ephemerality v the tangible significance of artefacts, objects and photos. Details and tickets here.

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Wednesday June 5th, 2013 06:11

Today in London: Tuesday 11 June 2013

Ria Lina

So, Bloom Gin is having a little PYO Strawberry Party in Covent Garden’s Seven Dials, possibly to get you in the mood for World Gin Day on 15 Jun. Lasting till 13 Jun, it’ll feature artificial birdsong, the scent of fresh grass and, naturally, the strawbs, which are meant to be made into a G&T after picking.

That said, let’s ditch the gin idea momentarily – if only for as long as it takes to pick your own personal cultural favourite from the following…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

LOL Comedy Club presents… Abandoman/Alex Zane, The Paradise in Kensal Green, 11 Jun
Freestyling rap act Abandoman and Channel 4 darling Alex Zane take primetime billing at MC extraordinaire Jeff Leach‘s reasonably priced (a snip at £5) closed mic night co-starring Radio 1′s Tom Deacon and Eric Lampaert, who has ‘Two Tickets To The Gum Show’. Details and tickets here.

Ria Lina – It’s Not Easy Being Yellow, Leicester Square Theatre, 11 Jun (pictured)
Half-Filipino and raised in Britain, cabaret starlet Ria Lina sings slick and witty (if a little non PC) ditties based on mixed racial identity in this, her highly-rated Fringe show circa 2012. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

Huw Stephens presents… Jacco Gardner, The Social, 11 Jun
Brocaded poly-pop fop Jacco Gardner pays homage to psychedelic greats – the late Syd Barrett, especially – at the invitation of Radio 1 DJ Huw Stephens. Entry is free, as is an extra set by the Ming City Rockers. Details here.

TODAY’S THEATRE CHOICES

Angelic Tales: New Writing Festival, Theatre Royal Stratford East, 11-15 Jun
Stratford’s Theatre Royal stages a heavenly body of nine new scripts, all selected by playwright Rikki Beadle Blair and starting with ‘Tonight Is Your Answer’, Sarah Rutherford’s scathing take on the middle-classes and ‘Beige Britain’. Details and tickets here.

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Sunday June 2nd, 2013 10:59

Today in London: Sunday 9 June 2013

Secret Cinema

So – staying as far away as possible from Capital FM’s Summertime Ball, if only because spare tickets to it are as wanting as Jessie J’s hair these days (but may still be winnable at this link, if you fancy it), what daily specials has London to give of its multi-cultural self today?

TODAY’S FILM CHOICES

Secret Cinema, secret location, 9 Jun (pictured)
Hoping against hope that tickets are still available for this (at time of writing, they were), and that tonight’s Secret Cinema ultra-clandestine screening is going to be as ‘radical’ as billed. And that’s all I can say at this still-secretive stage. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S SPOKEN WORD CHOICES

Sunday Night Live presents… John Cooper Clarke, London Palladium, 9 Jun
Gonzo scribe and speaker John Cooper Clarke, the Jack Sparrow of live literary acts, is at the Palladium for one date only to push his punchy, punky brand of satirical slam. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S THEATRE CHOICES

Unheard Festival, The Space, 9/16 Jun
Unheard pauses at the Westferry-based Space to present brave new plays by Ethan R Chapples, Amy Bethan Evans, Rachel Long, Tilly Lunken, Amy Ng, Hebe Reilly and AC. Smith, all with an overarching theme of sexual abuse. Details and tickets here.

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Saturday June 1st, 2013 10:56

Today in London: Saturday 8 June 2013

Akala

Just because it’s International Ocean Day, TW London has fished a fine cultural catch from London’s arts listings depths…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Comedy Club 4 Kids presents… Mitch Benn/Late Night Geek Fight/Luke Toulson MC, Udderbelly Southbank, 8 Jun
Always a hit with kids aged one to ninety two, CC4C is back, doing it for the juvies (and parents) tonight as a mere still-small scrap of this year’s Udderbelly festival feast. And what comics higher qualified to make families laugh than the show’s stars: likeable, motivational fitness addict Mitch Benn, the usually rude Late Night Gimp Fight (who, thankfully, are masquerading as the U-rated Late Night Geek Fight) and respectable MC-at-large Luke Toulson. Details and tickets here.

Eddie Izzard – Force Majeure, The O2, 8-9 Jun
Last sighted back in May playing to a packed Wembley Arena, the charismatic always-well-dressed marathon man that is Mr Izzard is back in LDN again, scaling Planet Earth’s greatest phenomena as inspired by France’s fave fate-based phrase. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

Mudhoney, The Forum, 8 Jun
Like many, many things (bucket hats, mini satchels, The Spice Girls) having a renaissance of late, US grungoids Mudhoney’s popularity had its pinnacle in the 1990s. Saying that, their new LP ‘Vanishing Point’ has won the band a lot of love from fans new and established alike, and they’ll be sending that right back to the  fans this eve in Camden, with noisy assistance c/o The Meat Puppets. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FESTIVAL CHOICES

The Big Noise Festival, Bussey Building, 8-9 Jun (pictured)
This Peckham-based warespace and ‘art cafe’ will be packed to the metal rafters with an all-day, all-night Big Issue cash-raiser featuring live sets by Akala (pictured), London Afrobeat Collective, Gabby Young And Other Animals et al; this in addition to varying theatrical, artistic and cinematic bits n bobs. Details and tickets here.

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Friday May 24th, 2013 14:14

Today in London: Saturday 1 June 2013

Sweet Bird Of Youth

In that same spirit with which the world is marking this year’s international Drawing Day, TW London has drafted several cultural artworks for your consideration…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Live At The Chapel with Kevin Eldon, Union Chapel, 1 Jun
Tonight’s LATC star, self-representative ‘It’s Kevin’ captain Kevin Eldon, takes main billing in the wake of prior PAs by critics’ darling James Acaster, three-man sketch clique Sheeps and capable MC-in-charge Charlie Baker. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FESTIVAL CHOICES

Bushstock, various venues, Shepherds Bush, London, 1 Jun
This WC1-wide festival will have all of ‘the Bush’ moving to the beat of artists rocking, riffing, vibing and generally playing live all over it. 30 Bush-based dives and over 30bands – including Americana A-lister Willy Mason, rich-voiced chanteuse Serafina Steer, Sunderland soloist The Lake Poets, boho folk songwriter Scott Matthews, and thrilling indie attractions Theme Park – are all accessible via a £27.50 day pass. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S THEATRE CHOICES

Sweet Bird Of Youth, Old Vic, 1 Jun – 31 Aug (pictured)
‘Sex And The City’ cougar Kim Cattrall plays a fading Hollywood starlet (and cougar) to ‘War Horse’ heartthrob Seth Numrich’s naive gigolo in this big-hitting adaptation of Tenessee Williams’ jaded love drama. Details and tickets here.

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Wednesday May 22nd, 2013 12:56

Today in London: Sunday 26 May 2013

Rita Ora

For the love of Kosovan pop monarch Rita Ora, who’s playing at As One In The Park today, people all over London have to join hands, and start a culture-train, a culture-train…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Laughing Horse New Act Of The Year 2013 – Final, Highlight Camden, 26 May
And now, a chance to admire the stars of tomorrow, today, as Laughing Horse and MC Imran Yusuf corral a heap of naive newbs into taking part in this, the fight-to-the-death finale of its yearly prize. And said naive newbs are; Richard Stainbank, Ben Clover, Andrew McBurney, Zak Splijt, Jonny Pelham, Mark Barrowcliffe, James Farmer, Alistair Williams, Sofie Hagen, Sunil Patel, Alisdair Beckett-King, Mo The Comic and Jack Heal. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FESTIVAL CHOICES

As One In The Park, Victoria Park, 26 May (pictured)
A super-duper array of artists is play live today as part of this brand spanking LGBT pop party. Rihanna-alike Rita Ora (pictured above), Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Holly Johnson and pop princess Katy B are all in, as are teen star Conor Maynard and ‘X-Factor’ escapees Union J and Rylan. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S THEATRE CHOICES

The Blood Is Strong, Finborough Theatre, 26 May – 4 Jun
“Britain, it’s a corpse. Still twitching, oh yes, but not long to go now. And we’ve got to get clear as fast as we can”. So reads the caption to David Hutchison’s topical Scots play, an excavation of all that’s been going on, politically, socially and culturally, ‘north of the border’. Its plot is based on failed popstar Alec Baillie, who watches his native land changing on all sides. Details and tickets here.

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Wednesday May 22nd, 2013 12:54

Today in London: Saturday 25 May 2013

Solange

As you’ll have realised in the bathroom this morning, on noticing that your flannel looked particularly pleased with itself, it’s Towel Day. But rather than throw it in, let’s embrace total toweldom via this newly laundered load of ultra-absorbent cultural sundries…

TODAY’S CABARET CHOICES

Miss Behave’s Social Club And Pleasure Aid, London Wonderground, 25 May/1 Jun
As sociable and erm… pleasurable as its banner title dictates, Olivier Awards darling Miss B’s strictly ‘illegitimate’ cabaret revel features Woody Bop Muddy’s Record Graveyard, Raymond & Mr Timpkins, Marawa the Amazing (‘Britain’s Got Talent’) and champagne flute-fuls of ‘madness, music and mirth’. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FESTIVAL CHOICES

Field Day, Victoria Park, 25 May (pictured)
Field Day is one inner city park festival that won’t quit (not that we’d want it to), and features achingly ‘alt’ A-listers like Solange (pictured above), James Blake, SBTRKT, Wild Beasts and Jamie xx. And silly games, trendy street vittles, a bandstand and, probably, a ‘cool’ tombola. Details and tickets here.

We Are FSTVL, Damyns Hall Aerodrome, Essex, 25 May
Another 24-hour (or thereabouts) party vying for Londoners’ fest-affections today is dance and bass-based fringe rave We Are FSTVL, which has over 70 acts, ten stages, and nearly as many label showcases to its considerable credit. Stop by to hear live and DJ sets by Sven Vath, Cocoon Heroes, Martinez, Sascha Dive, Rudimental, Ricardo Villalobos and Mistajam. Details and tickets here.

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Tuesday May 14th, 2013 14:21

Today in London: Monday 20 May 2013

Chimerica

So, lots going on in London today, if I’m speaking culturally (and I am), not least the following…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Awful Animals With Stote & Carp presents…Sara Pascoe/Nathan Dean Williams/Ford & Akram/Luke Benson, The Miller, 20 May
Rachel Stubbings and Jessica Fostekew have  invited a flock of funny/furry comics to share their patter as part of this Awful animal-based night, and Sara Pascoe, Nathan Dean Williams, Ford & Akram and Luke Benson all RSVPd for tonight. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FESTIVAL CHOICES

London Literature Festival, 20 May – 4 Jun
London’s litterati (and normal book fans too) will love the city’s yearly biblio-fest, the activities index at which features readings via the Man Booker and Women’s Prize For Fiction awards; biographer Claire Tomalin’s seminars on Thomas Hardy and Jane Austen; authorial talks by Barbara Kingsolver, Audrey Niffenegger, Lionel Shriver and William Dalrymple; and live poetry, short plays, and panel debates on fame and the graphic novel. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

Parquet Courts, Rough Trade East, 20 May
Sparky NYC upstarts Parquet Courts ‘Light Up Gold’ has so far proven one of the year’s most-loved LPs, and they’ll be showing why that is tonight via a free (free, that is, to wristband-wearers and those buying copies of ‘Light Up Gold’ only) in-store set at RTE. Details here.

TODAY’S THEATRE CHOICES

Chimerica, Almeida Theatre, 30 May – 6 Jul (pictured)
Writer of the Royal Court’s provocative ‘NSFW’ Lucy Kirkwood’s new play trains its lens on Joe (one time ‘History Boy’ Stephen Campbell Moore), a young photojournalist plagued by the things he saw at China’s Tianamen Square riots back in 1989. Details and tickets here.

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Wednesday May 8th, 2013 15:00

Stephen Makin: Circus Maximus

circusmaximus

CIRCUS INTERVIEW: This month, some of the UK’s best circus practitioners make their way to Southbank to take part in Circus Maximus, a talent contest being staged as part of Udderbelly’s summer festival. Interested? Good, because on your behalf, we put some questions to producer Stephen Makin. Here’s what he had to say.

TW: What is Circus Maximus and who came up with the idea? How did Underbelly Productions and Circus Space come together on it?
SM: Underbelly and Circus Space have been on each other’s radars for ages. Circus Space do terrific work and we often attend the showcase work for their students. Daisy Drury at Circus Space suggested the idea to us earlier this year, when we were talking about possible shows for our Udderbelly tent. I immediately saw that this was a brilliant idea – an opportunity to give a great platform for UK circus acts, and to put on a really smashing and unusual night out for audiences to enjoy. We wanted to give an opportunity to reward and exceptional act, and for Underbelly as producers of lots of circus, to forge stronger links with lots of really exciting circus performers and acts.

TW: The performances that people will see initially are heats, aren’t they? What format does it take? Is it like a talent show?
SM: Weeks one and two of Circus Maximus are indeed heats. Spread across these heats 20 acts will compete for audience votes. The top 4 will go through to the finals. Then the judging panel, which consists of people from Circus Space, Underbelly, plus luminaries from elsewhere in the industry with particular knowledge or interest in circus, select a fifth “wild card” act from the original 20. These five then go into a rehearsal room for a week to devise a new new circus show together for the finals. The final week is just performances of this “finals show”. The judges will then select a winner of the entire competition from one of these acts based on their performance in the final, and how well they engaged with the process of creating that show.

TW: How did you go about finding the participants?
SM: Entry was open to everyone over 18 years old – we had articles in the papers, and got the word out through social media and through Circus Space’s exceptional network of Circus performers. Acts applied and were short-listed to the final 20 for the heats just via video – so they’ll all be seen for the first time for us, as they will for the audience, during their first heats. Which is pretty exciting and gives you the idea that anything could happen!

TW: What prize does the winner get?
SM: They get £5,000 and the opportunity to develop a new circus show with Underbelly.

TW: Modern circus performance can be quite different to people’s possibly stuck-in-the-past expectations. What would you say to encourage audiences along?
SM: Circus is very popular at the moment, and people’s ideas of what great circus is are starting to change. So it’s now not just something that is more than traditional ideas of the “big top”, but something that can be funny, moving, sexy, modern and everything in between. That diversity and popularity are the ideal basis for a competition like this.

TW: Which circus skill would you most like to have?
SM: So many to choose from! To have even a tenth of the skills that our acts have would be a dream come true. But I’d more than anything love to be able to fly – so probably a aerial skill of some kind. That or a fire eater!

Circus Maximus is part of Udderbelly Festival at Southbank Centre, which in itself is part of Southbank Centre’s Festival of Neighbourhood. The competition runs until 1 June – see Underbelly’s website here for information and tickets.

LINKS: www.underbelly.co.uk | www.circusspace.co.uk | www.southbankcentre.co.uk | twitter.com/circusmaximusuk

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Sunday May 5th, 2013 15:29

Today in London: Sunday 12 May 2013

Covent Garden May Fayre

Wepa! It’s a uncharacteristically carnivalesque Sunday in London, which makes a nice change from the usual dreary roast din and idle sofa matinee thereafter. Here’s a taster-plate of today’s cultural tidbits…

TODAY’S FESTIVAL CHOICES

Covent Garden May Fayre And Puppet Festival, St Paul’s Churchyard, Bedford Street, 12 May (pictured)
This non-commercial enterprise celebrating the 351st birthday of puppetry’s most loved squeaky-voiced lout (no, not Sooty, it’s Mr Punch) may seem like one for the kids but parents and non-parents alike will appreciate its craft-and-sweetie stalls, brass band, liberal BYOB license and – naturally – array of fab fabric characters. Details here.

The World On Regent Street, Regent Street, 12 May
It’s time to take back Regent Street from the traffic, as one of London’s main shopping thoroughfares is jammed instead with cuisine and culture by participating nations Argentina, Trinidad And Tobago, China, Egypt, Turkey and Malaysia. Whilst they’ve arranged tango and calligraphy classes, a kung fu display, a steel-pan band and various culinary treats, Great Britain will represent itself via a giant Wallace And Gromit hot air balloon. Details here.

TODAY’S FILM CHOICES

Between Two Pillows – A John Hughes Special, Riverside Studios
Hammersmith-based Riverside Studios is the place to be if you want to watch a pair or so of films by the same director, sandwiched into a delectable cinematic treat that’ll last all day. And tonight’s prix fixe programme – a John Hughes quadruple bill featuring ‘Pretty In Pink’, ‘The Breakfast Club’, ‘Planes, Trains And Automobiles’ and ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ – is no exception. Details and tickets here.

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Saturday May 4th, 2013 14:48

Today in London: Saturday 11 May 2013

Eddie Izzard

So we all have a choice of whimsical ‘days’ today, it being Train Day and/or Eat What You Want. Either way and either day, I’m buying a one way ticket to wherever the cultural feast is at in London tonight, and so should you. Gorge on the following…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Eddie Izzard – Force Majeure, Wembley Arena, 11-12 May (pictured)
The incomparable Mr Izzard is back in force with a new show for 2013, inspired by the French phrase meaning  “superior force” or “chance occurrence, unavoidable accident” to probe life’s great phenomena. And be pretty darn hilarious whilst doing it, too. Details and tickets here.

Jack Dee, Hammersmith Apollo, 11-12 May
After a six-year break from live stand-up, po-faced harbinger of comic gloom Jack Dee wants (he says) to “spend less time with [his] family”. Which is great news to my ears (and, perhaps, to Jack’s family’s), and to the ears of anyone partial to his brand of brittle patter. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

Sound Tracks, London Overground (Dalston – Peckham Rye), 11 May
Try this festival idea for size; a ton of indie-ish bands and artists (The Wave Pictures, Woodpecker Wooliams, Tawiah, Off-Key He-Man, Boats, The Leg, Happy Hunting, We Are Willow and Wormfood) stationed at stops on the Overground (orange)  line between Dalston and Peckham, playing live both on and off the trains, at no cost other than the price of an Oyster fare. Details and tickets here.

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Friday May 3rd, 2013 13:55

Today in London: Friday 10 May 2013

LIMBO

Since it’s a somewhat acrobatic array of capital-based cultural options we have today, it might be wise to stretch a bit pre reading them. I’ll take light exercise over eye strain, any day…

TODAY’S CABARET CHOICES

International London Burlesque Festival, various venues, 10-19 May
With 90% of tickets to this year’s LBF sold, it’s ‘general admission or bust’ if you want to go to any one of the garter-snapping showcases staged as part of this dark and daring dalliance with all things strip-tease. International artistes will partake in themed specials like ‘boylesque’ night Shanghai Surprise, the bizarre and beautiful Twisted Cabaret, and the Best Of British ‘Crown Jewels’ revue. Details and tickets here.

LIMBO, London Wonderground, 10 May – 29 Sep (pictured)
Headlining the Udderbelly’s circus/cabaret-centric sister tent-fest this year are LIMBO, who eat, sleep and fire-breathe extraordinary feats of physical freakery as easily as one might breathe… well, air. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

Nico Muhly’s A Scream And An Outrage, The Barbican, 10-12 May
NYC-based composer Nico Muhly curates a programme of six classical/contemporary live recitals featuring the premiere of Philip Glass’ new piece ‘Etudes For Piano’, Villagers’ Conor O’Brien and Irish musician Glen Hansard (who’ll play an electric guitar concerto scored by The National’s Bryce Dessner), the BBC Symphony Orchestra, Britten Sinfonia, violinist Pekka Kuusisto, the Calder string quartet, and Arcade Fire man Richard Reed Parry. Oh, and Muhly himself, who’ll be making his presence felt all over the shop. Details and tickets here.

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Monday April 29th, 2013 14:39

Today in London: Monday 6 May 2013

Nina Conti

It’s Bank Holidaaayyyyy, which means it’s time to cut the ribbon at this year’s London Wonderground, a tented celebration of circus and cabaret arts. So whilst that’s going on, why not lift a figurative flap on this encampment of the capital’s highest quality cultural innards…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Comedy In The Dark presents… Arthur Smith/David Morgan/Sean McLoughlin/Matt Rees, Udderbelly Southbank, 6 May
You’ll never guess who’s appearing at tonight’s Comedy In The Dark  special, primarily because the Udderbelly lights will be off for the entire show. So here’s the info; headlining is amiable TV grinch Arthur Smith,  bespectacled self-styled ‘geek’ David Morgan, the “charmingly ramshackle” Sean McLoughlin and Welsh “comic actress” (at least, so says his Twitter handle) Matt Rees, who’ll all have to wing it based on their voices alone. Details and tickets here.

Nina Conti – Dolly Mixtures, Soho Theatre, 6-25 May (pictured)
The acclaimed Nina Conti dips into a dark and delectable grab-bag of comic ventriloquism, man-handling a cast of ‘crazy’ characters to great (and occasionally hysterical) effect. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FESTIVAL CHOICES

Land Of Kids, Dalston, 6 May
A U-rated spin-off to Dalston’s slightly more ‘adult’ Land Of Kings festival, which was yesterday, this Bank Holiday spesh is a veritable cultural creche of kids’ activities and attractions, be they conventional (shadow puppet-making, facepainting, a pop-up zoo, a baby disco and high tea) or slightly less so (a pink UV aerobics room with bubble machine, a ‘scooter paint party’, a cardboard kingdom). Details and tickets here.

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Saturday April 27th, 2013 08:14

Today in London: Sunday 5 May 2013

Land Of Kings

So it’s a Bank Holiday tomorrow, which is nice if you like that kind of thing (and don’t have any pressing admin to do ‘in branch). And given we all have the day off, you can afford to sneak a naughty night-time glance at London in all its cultural regalia…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Stand Up For Football Action presents… Tom Rosenthal/The Beta Males/Fredrik Andersson/Funmbi Omotayo, The Bedford, 5 May
A nice, appropriate thing to take in after the Sunday match, this, as ‘Friday Night Dinner’ card Tom Rosenthal plays charitable five-a-side (if only figuratively speaking) with team mates The Beta Males, Fredrik Andersson, Funmbi Omotayo and MC Iain Stirling. All cash raised via their sporting endeavours will go to children’s charity Football Action. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FESTIVAL CHOICES

Land Of Kings, Dalston, 5 May (pictured)
Taking place in various dark, artsy dives in east London’s pinnacle-of-cool, Dalston, this year’s Land Of Kings will feature the right royal presences of live acts like Darkstar, Chrome Hoof, Bo Ningen, New Young Pony Club, Night Works, Skream, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, and Gang Colours. Also optional; a buy-and-play vinyl fair, musical bingo, films-on-roofs, and a ‘Walala UV Room’ created by Hackney-based graphic artist Camille Walala. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

Van Dyke Parks, Borderline, 5 May
Aged (well, aged 70) Americana great Van Dyke Parks is to mark the release of his new LP, ‘Songs Cycled’, by playing a show live in London. It’s been hastily arranged in place of Grizzly Bear’s postponed-to-2-Nov I’ll Be Your Mirror fest, at which VDP was meant to play. And that’s all, really. Details and tickets here.

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Saturday April 27th, 2013 08:13

Today in London: Saturday 4 May 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Aha, what have we here? A bevy of London’s most shapely cultural beauties just waiting to be appreciated? Well yeah, actually…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Andrew Maxwell, Elgar Room at Royal Albert Hall, 4 May
Always good (nay, great) for a laugh, vivacious Irishman Andrew Maxwell demonstrates, once again, why he’s one of the scene’s most dependable comics. Details and tickets here.

Susan Calman – Out Of My Mind, Udderbelly Southbank, 4 May
The inimitable Susan Calman has a new show (as in, her first since last year’s Thatcher-inspired smash hit) based on her mild private manias to share, and tonight shall be revealing said manias (talking to cats, for one) to an audience of 18+ nosy parkers. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

I’ll Be Your Mirror feat Yeah Yeah Yeahs/Black Lips/Jon Spencer Blues Explosion/Anika, Alexandra Palace, 4 May (pictured)
This year’s is a particularly high-shine IBYM line-up, namely thanks to its headlining stars, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, who’ve chosen bands like the Black Lips, the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Anika, Mick Harvey and Dirty Beaches to play their edition of the ATP-enabled festival. And that’s just the live side of things; fest guests can also take in a range of cinema, DJs, cocktails, and real ales. NB: Grizzly Bear’s IBYM, as was meant to take place on 5 May, has been set back to 2 Nov, with all original tickets remaining valid. Details and tickets here.

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Friday April 19th, 2013 13:44

Today in London: Sunday 28 April 2013

From The Sea To The Land Beyond

It’s Astronomy Day today, and so gaze with awe at the falling comic/music/cinema stars TW London has caught to add cultural sparkle to your time in the capital…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Chris Ramsey – Feeling Lucky, Bloomsbury Theatre, 28 Apr
Taking time off from filming a new series of the BBC’s quite likeable boy-marries-girl sitcom, ‘Hebburn’, cautiously-coiffed Tynesider Chris Ramsey is back at the Bloomsbury to retell the making of his new telly fame; plus science, genealogy, fate, chance, the universe, and most things in between. Details and tickets here.

Sunday Special presents… Carl Donnelly/Joey Page, Up The Creek, 28 Apr
Apt to ‘Mock The Week’ on occasion, conversational comic Carl Donnelly is paired with chatty Camden chappy Joey Page for what will, in light of its billing (and the presence of tonight’s MC, safe-pair-of-hands Ed Gamble), be an especially Special Sunday to rival all Sundays, ever. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FILM CHOICES

From The Sea To The Land Beyond + British Sea Power, IndigO2, 28 Apr (pictured)
Commissioned as part of this year’s Sundance London, watertight guitar band British Sea Power back a showing of Penny Woolcock’s archival/coastal doc via an original score trimmed to fit the film’s tidal ebb and flow. Details and tickets here.

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Thursday April 18th, 2013 13:53

Today in London: Friday 26 April 2013

Matthew E White

At last, the day we’ve all been awaiting all year… Pretzel Day. So I guess that means the only thing to do now is buy today’s star salted snack, and eat it. Which can be done in tandem with any one of these cultural activities…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Doc Brown, Udderbelly Southbank, 26 Apr/3 May
Oh looky, it’s Udderbelly fave Doc Brown, who’s probably sick (no joke) of being taken for an American mime act. He isn’t an American mime act, he’s a talkative British ‘hip-hop comic’/rapper with whom hilarity is a certainty. Got that? Okay. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FESTIVAL CHOICES

Hyperlink, Tate Modern Tanks, 26-28 Apr
The Tate Modern plays to its name via this ultra-contemporary programme of ‘six degrees of separation’-themed live and static arts. In addition to sets by rappers Sway, Akala and Angel; Brighton songwriter Sebastian Blake and spoken-word artist George The Poet, the even features interactive classes with the likes of A-list paparazzo Rankin, streetwear designer Casette Playa, zine team It’s Nice That and architects Aberrant. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S FILM CHOICES

Agnès Varda Season, ICA, 26 Apr – 2 May
Pre-dating even the nouvelle vague aesthetes with her innovative first feature, 1955′s ’La Pointe Courte’, experimental French filmmaker Agnès Varda is given her very own five-film season at the ICA. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

Matthew E White, Queen Elizabeth Hall, 26 Apr (pictured)
Hairy pop shaman Matthew E White, him of ‘Big Love’ fame, makes rhythm-and-bluesy pop grooves to move to. Move to Matthew’s grooves tonight at Queen Elizbaeth Hall, as he plays his highest-capacity space to date. Details and tickets here.

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Tuesday April 16th, 2013 16:21

Today in London: Saturday 20 April 2013

Tony Law

So it’s Record Store Day today, and that means millions (literally) of RSD specials are on sale in participating vinyl shops all over; not least wax-based rarities, one-off collaborations and RSD-directed schemes (the charitable and artsy Secret 7″ initiative and independent label Song, By Toad’s ‘Beer v Records’ showdown).

But wait, save the rifling for later, and first drop those cultural needles on this triple A-side cultural symphony…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Tony Law – Maximum Nonsense, Udderbelly SouthBank, 20 Apr (pictured)
One of the top draws of this year’s Udderbelly festival, mad-Canada-man Tony Law reprises his 5/5-rated Fringe sensation one last time, dialling his surrealist silliness to the max… all whilst mining the meaning of life, no mean feat. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S MUSIC CHOICES

The Cave Club, Buffalo Bar, 20 Apr
The Cave Club DJs – The Horrors’ Rhys Webb, Tom Furse and Coffin Joe – spin an oscillatory OST for lovers of 1960s R&B, garage and hypnogogic pop, and Neil’s Children sidle nonchalantly in to play live. Details and tickets here.

Record Store Day show feat Wire/Matthew E White/Frank Turner/Steve Mason/Smoke Fairies/Gabrielle Aplin/Brainiac 5, 1 Berwick St, 20 Apr
In addition to all the Record Store Day treats that are purchasable today, the above artistes will be playing live and unticketed in front of Soho-based RSD poster shop 1 Berwick Street. Details here.

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